Tonight is going to be very fun! Please come out and show your support for these bands, and for your boys at The Burb. We'll have a table set up with stickers and all sorts of propaganda to litter the place.
That being said, we have VIP status in da club! We have our own section with couches of the finest leather, endless drinks, and a rowdy crowd to mess with. Don't be a stiff. Come out tonight.